Yes...

Yes...
QAPLA! (SUCCESS!)... In her vigorous youth Aperokai was a warrior, but as she grew older, shefound the noble and peaceful profession of gardener. Many other peoples think that Klingons don't eat vegetables and fruits, but they do, for lack of such foods in one's diet can lead to bodily impaction which is very detrimental to the health and vigor of a Klingon!!!

Tuesday, June 4, 2024

The Klingon MALE!!!... Does he make a REALLY good boyfriend???!!!...

You can count on him to be at least 6 feet tall, and often closer to 7 feet. He is muscular and has lush, long hair, usually brown, a lot of it, more than enough to run your fingers through, and he'll usually wear it loose. (Many Klingons are VERY good looking.)
He has intense, deep-set eyes, often beautiful, usually dark brown, and he stares a lot, quite rudely; subtlety is NOT a Klingon trait. His voice is deep and loud, with growls and grunts. He roars. His table manners are atrocious; he eats with his fingers and he's not neat about it. He pounds the table, and shouts. He drinks a lot of bloodwine, probably, and he can be a mean drunk. He definitely has an Alpha personality, which will make him hard to live with; he will insist on having it his way. (He's aggressive, moody and broody.) However, he will appreciate an Alpha female; so if you are one, he might really go for you. And, he will realize you are totally his equal, if you gain his respect, equal TOTALLY IN ALL ways. But, BEWARE, it takes a very, very strong woman to be able to endure a Klingon boyfriend! He usually is not an intellectual. (Although, General Chang was a Shakespeare fan.) He may be a great lover, an epic lover, if you like it rough, and I mean REALLY, REAALLLY rough!!! He will, probably be a valiant warrior, even if that is not his occupation; he will have a warrior's heart and soul, and he will be passionate about absolutely everything, even his hobbies. That's just the Klingon nature. As far as children with a Klingon male, hybrids are known, but chances of successful conception are not great when another race mates with a Klingon. Is it WORTH it to have a dashing Klingon boyfriend???... Ask Deanna Troi, or Jadzia Dax. ;)

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